Coins that playthemselves
Patch triggers to actions with cables: fees arrive → buy back, burn, airdrop holders, buy Tesla. Launch on pump.fun in one signature. The coin's vault is its creator, so its fees pay for its own rules. Forever. Every move lands on-chain with a receipt.
Three moves.
No code, no contracts to deploy, no trust in a team: the rules are fixed at launch and their fingerprint is on Solana.
Drag cables from triggers (fees arrive, every 6h, market cap passes $100k, price dumps 20%) to actions (buy back, burn, airdrop, random holder, buy a stock, pay creator). Or type one sentence.
Your wallet funds the coin's vault, and the memo carries the patch's SHA-256. The vault creates the coin on pump.fun as its creator and makes the first buy.
Every few minutes the vault checks its creator fees, claims them when they're worth claiming, and runs your patch. Every action is a Solana transaction you can click.
Recipes.
Tap one to load it on the bench. Change anything before you launch.
Built to be checked.
The coin's patch is public, its vault address is public, and every action carries a transaction signature.
The creator's funding transaction and the vault's own memo both carry the SHA-256 of the canonical patch. The verify page recomputes it in your browser.
The vault simulates the creator-fee claim for free first and only sends it once there's enough to beat the gas. No vault bleeding on empty claims.
The winner is picked weighted by balance from the run's Solana blockhash. The receipt carries the seed, so anyone can recompute the pick.
"Buy a stock" swaps SOL for Backed's xStocks (TSLAx, NVDAx, SPYx) through Jupiter, and the vault holds them.
Not just "when fees arrive": every N hours, market cap milestones, pump and dump reactions, each with its own budget from the vault.
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Claims, buybacks, burns, airdrops, failures too. Nothing is summarized away; each row links to Solscan.
Live coins.
The tape.
Every action every coin takes, newest first.
Questions.
Everything people ask before they launch.